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August 28, 2006

RADIO FREE CRUZE #55 "Hello Malta!"

Posted August 28, 2006            DOWNLOAD HERE!

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  So, Hello Malta!  Beginning this week, with SHOW #55, Radio Free Cruze is now broadcast each week on 93.3 Central FM in Europe, based on the island of Malta.

  Malta is, according to Wikipedia, a "densely populated island nation consisting of an archipelago of seven islands in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea, which lies directly south of Sicily, east of Tunisia and north of Libya."  Here's what it looks like from space:

  This is a really cool expansion of the show, and I'm very excited about this new step in the evolution of Radio Free Cruze.

  I share a troubling story on this show, from Britan, where a new survey says that although 37% of British teens who are sexually active report that they use condums, a large number of them DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE THEM CORRECTLY!  This really gets me angry, because it doesn't need to be that way!  With proper sex education, this would be a non-issue, but the neo-conservative political activists keep our school programs hopelessly locked in the sexual dark ages.  If they tell teens how to use condums properly, they are afraid teenagers might, (and I know this will shock you) HAVE SEX!!!  So they allow them to risk dying instead, like that is somehow better.  Let's wise up, please, and not vote for these selfish morons again!  Please!!

  Meantime, there is a really cool TRU/FLS Challenge, and I share my quick review of both MADDEN NFL '07 for XBOX 360 (I really like it!), and the new movie SNAKES ON A PLANE (I love it!).

  Enjoy the show, and make sure to check out RADIO FREE CRUZE ONLINE!  It absolutely rocks!!!

 

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August 22, 2006

RADIO FREE CRUZE #54 "Osama Is In Love With A Crack Ho!"

Posted August 22, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

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  Welcome to show #54...where we reveal, from our semi-legitimate sources, that Osama Bin Laden is in love with a Crack Whore!  Specifically, a Crack Whore who "...will aaaaalways...love you....ohhh wooooahh!"  Yep.  That's right.  According to a new book by a woman who claims she spent time as the terrorist's sex slave, Osama is in love with none other than Whitney Houston!  And somehow, I think they probably deserve each other.

  Here are the great tracks on this week's show:

  Finally, I'm really proud to post this month's VIDEO OF THE MONTH.  It's called "CHAD VADER, DAY SHIFT MANAGER," and it examines the not-so-glamorous life of Darth Vader's "less charismatic" younger brother.  It's absolutely hilarious, and I hope you get as much of a kick out of it as I do!

 

  We're just about set to begin rebroadcasting RADIO FREE CRUZE in Europe!  Details on that will be coming up in RFC #55, and I will also finally deliver on my promise and post RADIO FREE CRUZE SPECIAL EDITION #2 this week, our in-depth interview and music show with Ruston, Louisisana's SQUINT.  Check back here in a few days for that!

  LISTEN TO RADIO FREE CRUZE ONLINE!!!   YOU WILL LOVE IT!!!

  Have a great week!

==Cruze==

 

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August 15, 2006

RADIO FREE CRUZE #53 "The World's Biggest Hole"

Posted August 15, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

  Happy One Year Anniversary to RADIO FREE CRUZE!  Our first show (which is now out-of-print) was posted on August 14, 2005! 

  Here are this week's CRITICAL LINKS:

  THE HOLE

  Wow!  A year of podcasting!  You know, it's interesting...a lot of the first podcasts I started listening to have "podfaded" and are completely gone now.  Especially a lot of the music podcasts, for some reason.  In any case, I'm incredibly proud that RADIO FREE CRUZE is turning One Year Old.  And I'm proud of the music on this show, too...

  So I guess you've noticed the picture above of the enormous hole.  I know you're expecting a Kirstie Alley joke here, and I do make one on the podcast, for which I immediately apologize.  Seriously, though...does this look like something out of REVENGE OF THE JEDI, or what?  It's actually a big hole in the ground near a city in Siberia.  Notice how small the buildings are in comparison to this thing.  The red arrow is pointing to a DUMP TRUCK that's inside the hole on one of the ledges, to give you an idea of the scale of this thing.  It's monstrous!!

  Does Martha Stewart pimp for cigarettes?  And is there really a turd in England that looks just like the Queen Mum?  The answers to that kind of soul-searching questions are found in the TRU/FLS Challenge in this episode of the show.

  Please enjoy!

==Cruze==

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August 07, 2006

RADIO FREE CRUZE #52 "No Sex For Paris!"

Posted August 8. 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

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  So, Paris Hilton claims that she is celibate!  (I'll pause to give you time to finish laughing.)  Here is a photo of Miss Wholesome:

  Looks absolutely chaste, doesn't she?  Oh well...

  Check out this show to find out the details on Paris' abstinence, as well as the skinny on THE TOOTH MOUSE 

  So, without further ado, here are this week's amazing tracks:

Enjoy!

==Cruze==

 

 

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August 02, 2006

RADIO FREE CRUZE #51 "Crazier Than Mel Gibson!"

Posted August 1, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

Okay, here are the IMPORTANT and CRITICAL LINKS:

EVIL MEL

  So what's up?  Welcome to show #51...where we pose the question, "Has MEL GIBSON lost his GOT-DAMN mind????  Apparently so!  HERE'S the news story from his arrest in LA last weekend, and HERE'S an excellent commentary from slate.com about how dispicable his comments actually were. 

  Honestly, Mel...can't you find some better "movie-star, rock-star behaviour" than spouting drunken, racial epithets?  That's so "last decade."  Anyway, I rant a little bit about that on this show, which I'm sure will not make djrs231 happy (I read his email on the show where he absolutely flames me...oh well.)

  Hey, here are the AWESOME TUNES on SHOW #51:

  Here is the RADIO FREE CRUZE "VIDEO OF THE MONTH" for August.  I didn't want to do a lip synch video this month, but I couldn't resist this one:

  Enjoy the tunes...check out RADIO FREE CRUZE ONLINE, and I'll see you next week!

==Cruze==

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