The Latest from Radio Free Cruze: RADIO FREE CRUZE #34 "Don't Lie About My Pizza Pie!"

Posted April 4, 2006 DOWNLOAD HERE!

It was really tempting, but I just couldn't do it. After all, I promised last show that I would lay off of the more gratuitous show titles for at least a little while. But that was tough to do when I saw this picture, and the accompanying story. It seems that American's Favorite Little Tart, LINDSAY LOHAN, showed her bare ass to an auditorium full of kids at the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards. Nice move, Lindsay. And nice buns, too...

To check out the story, and other photos of the lovely Ms. Lohan, CLICK HERE.

I also rant a bit aimlessly on the show about Pizza and False Advertising. I'm not sure why this seemed so important to me at the time, but I guess I'm just getting sick of people and businesses being able to claim anything they want without being able to back it up. And it's our fault, as customers. We should call them on it, and yet, because it's convenient, we just let it go, and let people get away with saying "Brick Oven Pizza" when they don't even HAVE a Brick Oven. I know, it's petty, right? I should just get over it and move on. Because you are in line behind me, and the last thing you want is to have to wait for me to finish bitching about it before you can order your pizza and get on with your day. "Sigh."

Anyway, the music is really excellent on this show. Check it out:

I just read where Tom DeLay has decided not to run for reelection, thanks to the fact that he's running so far behind in the polls. Thank God that people in Texas are waking up and realizing what scum this guy is. I don't mention this on the show, but boy is it a relief to see the US starting to come out of its coma, like Tony Soprano with a gunshot wound, looking around the room and wondering what the hell happened while we were unconcious.

Anyway, that's got me in a great mood now, so I'll leave you to enjoy the show, and Lindsay's buns. Have a great week, everybody!

==Cruze==