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April 25, 2006

RADIO FREE CRUZE #37 "I Want These MF Snakes Off The MF Plane!"

Posted April 25, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

  So, you're probably way ahead of me on this, but I'm pretty psyched about two movies that I've been reading about, and I mention both of them on Episode #37.  There's the "as-yet-unnamed" 11th Star Trek movie (yes, I'm hopeless, I admit it.)  That's not even due out until 2008.  But by August, you will be able to visit a movie theatre near you and check out the hottest item of discussion on the web, SNAKES ON A PLANE.  And you'll get to hear Sam utter the fan-created line, "I Want Those Motherfucking Snakes...Off The Motherfucking Plane!"

SoaP 

This movie is already an online sensation.  Check out the blog SNAKES ON A BLOG.  It's a good place to start that links to hundreds of other online fan resources for SNAKES ON A PLANE.  And while you're at it, go to www.tagworld.com and vote for SO MANY WAYS TO KILL YOU by podsafe artist MADSUMO to see if we can get it on the SNAKES ON A PLANE SOUNDTRACK!

  Great tunes on this episode of the show...check out the links:

  Do me a favor...click on THIS LINK and check out the cool stuff that our sponsor, RELO iPOD ACCESSORIES has available!  It's all great stuff, and they sponsor the show, so check their stuff out.  Far superior to the other iPod accessories that I have seen, too!!

  And while I'm plugging people who support the show, thanks to GIANT BRIAN for another installment of HEADLINES WITH THE GIANT.  Check out his show, THE GIANT SHOW, at www.thecosmiccircus.com.

  And finally, just so you don't think I'm making this stuff up, here's the link to the MORONS IN THE NEWS story from this episode I have titled "Is That A Grenade In Your Vagina, or Are You Just Happy To See Me?"

  Have a great week!

==Cruze==

April 17, 2006

RADIO FREE CRUZE #36 "GWB Is A Dung Beetle?"

Posted April 18, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

  Welcome to another show!  The photos below may appear confusing at first, so I'll try to be helpful.  One of the photos features an individual who has contributed greatly to advancing the principles on which all society should be founded.  He helps perform needed and necessary tasks that others are often to weak-stomached to handle, and does them with a sense of duty and purpose that would make any true patriot proud.  The other one is the President of the United States of America.

GWBGWB2

  Okay, I couldn't resist that...I'm sorry.  My bad.  In any case, welcome to the show, and welcome our brand new sponsor, RELO!   RELO makes the coolest line of iPod cases and accessories I've ever seen.  Here's a look at the RELO case:

RELO--OUR SPONSOR!

 To get a free RELO case for your iPod Nano or iPod Video, all you have to do is post your plug for RADIO FREE CRUZE on any music or band discussion board or forum, or any podcasting site, or a cool MySpace page.  (Make sure to include a link to this page, www.radiofreecruze.com.  Then send an email to cruze@radiofreecruze.com showing me url links to THREE places where you've promoted the show, along with your mailing address, and I'll send you a free case.  It's a simple as that.  The offer expires May 1, 2006, or whenever I have given away 20 cases, whichever comes first.

  If you're looking for places to post your "plug" for the show, you can try the forums at any of these Podcasting Sites, for a place to start.  You may have to open a free "membership" in order to post on these sites...

  Please don't limit yourself to these three sites.  I'd love to see some posting on people's MySpace pages, and at music forums all over the web.  Help me promote the show, and I'll help you grab a free case...from the coolest iPod accessory company on the planet!  (RELO)

  The music absolutely ROCKS this week!  From Philly's SHOVELHOOK, to London's CLEAR UK, this is a great week for tunes.  Here are the tracks and links:

  I'm pleased to present a new feature on the show this week, "HEADLINES WITH THE GIANT!"  It's provided for us by GIANT BRIAN, host of THE GIANT SHOW, which I've mentioned before is one of my favorite podcasts.  This week's episode of THE GIANT SHOW is awesome...the Easter Interview alone is priceless!!

  Well, I can't wait to start mailing out these RELO iPod cases!  Thanks in advance for the promotion, and be looking for a package from RADIO FREE CRUZE!!!

  Have a great week!

===Cruze===

April 11, 2006

RADIO FREE CRUZE #35 "Is Podcasting Dead?"

Posted April 11, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

 Welcome to this week's show!  A new study suggests that Podcasting, the brand-new medium, is already dead in the water!  What do you think?  I give some statistics from a new study by the Forrester Research Group, and talk about why I think they are crap.  What is it Mark Twain said?  "There are three kinds of lies.  Lies.  Damn Lies.  And Statistics."

 Honestly, I think this is truly an exciting time to be alive!  Podcasting is just one of the ways that the control of the media is being wrestled away from the mega-companies, and the playing field is being leveled.  Now, they will only survive if they produce entertainment and media that people actually WANT.  Just as cable upped the stakes for Broadcast TV, podcasting ups the stakes for Broadcast radio.  If they put out quality, we'll listen.  If not, we have a LOT of other options!

 You can't quite tell from the picture here, but STAR JONES is one of the biggest morons on the planet.  Actually, you don't need the picture to know that.  But if you have any doubts, click HERE or on the pic itself to see the RADIO FREE CRUZE "Video Of The Month."  It's STAR JONES getting hit on the head by a football and falling to the ground, where she moans in pain.  As the guy says at the end of this clip, you just can't see this enough. 

STAR GOTTDAMN JONES

 I know I say this every week, but the songs on this week's show are so incredible.  Here's the track list...

 I mention on the show that I am about to welcome my first sponsor to RADIO FREE CRUZE.  I am really excited about it, and they are providing some very cool iPod accessories that I will be giving away.  Be sure to catch next week's episdoe to find out how you can help me spread the word about this podcast, and I will reward you with cool stuff!

 Thanks again for listening and downloading...you guys ROCK!

==Cruze==

April 03, 2006

RADIO FREE CRUZE #34 "Don't Lie About My Pizza Pie!"

Posted April 4, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

It was really tempting, but I just couldn't do it.  After all, I promised last show that I would lay off of the more gratuitous show titles for at least a little while.  But that was tough to do when I saw this picture, and the accompanying story.  It seems that American's Favorite Little Tart, LINDSAY LOHAN, showed her bare ass to an auditorium full of kids at the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards.  Nice move, Lindsay.  And nice buns, too... 

Lindsey Lohan Moon

To check out the story, and other photos of the lovely Ms. Lohan, CLICK HERE. 

I also rant a bit aimlessly on the show about Pizza and False Advertising.  I'm not sure why this seemed so important to me at the time, but I guess I'm just getting sick of people and businesses being able to claim anything they want without being able to back it up.  And it's our fault, as customers.  We should call them on it, and yet, because it's convenient, we just let it go, and let people get away with saying "Brick Oven Pizza" when they don't even HAVE a Brick Oven.  I know, it's petty, right?  I should just get over it and move on.  Because you are in line behind me, and the last thing you want is to have to wait for me to finish bitching about it before you can order your pizza and get on with your day.  "Sigh."

Anyway, the music is really excellent on this show.  Check it out:

I just read where Tom DeLay has decided not to run for reelection, thanks to the fact that he's running so far behind in the polls.  Thank God that people in Texas are waking up and realizing what scum this guy is.  I don't mention this on the show, but boy is it a relief to see the US starting to come out of its coma, like Tony Soprano with a gunshot wound, looking around the room and wondering what the hell happened while we were unconcious.

Anyway, that's got me in a great mood now, so I'll leave you to enjoy the show, and Lindsay's buns.  Have a great week, everybody!

==Cruze==